Dopers suck
When Will Shortz hosts a tournament, I’m there. The American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the National Sudoku Championship, you name it. If he hosted a National Paint Drying Invitational, I’d be right at his side, volunteering my A-Z off.
Why?
Like, duh. He’s Will Shortz.
(For those of you who don’t understand that last sentence, I am told that scrupulously avoiding all natural lighting can help you with the Vitamin Geek deficiency you are experiencing.)
Earlier this year, I was crushed to learn that the National Sudoku Championships, which have been held in Phiadelphia every year since their inception, would take place during the same weekend as Livestrong Austin.
Making the choice between Philly and Austin was painful enough. Now that I’m down in the Lone Star State, the word from Philly is that a major Sudoku cheating scandal transpired in my absence.
Ten letters, two words:
