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	<title>A Thousand Times No</title>
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		<title>The truth about cats and dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 03:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was growing up, our family never had any four-legged pets.  If pressed, my father would remind us that he was allergic to both cats and dogs, so &#8220;regular&#8221; pets were out of the question.  We kept some tropical fish when I was in grade school, and also a few parakeets, but that was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potty mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 04:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight I booked a PhillyCarShare vehicle and picked up a trunkful of supplies for my pets.  As I struggled to carry an unwieldy 40-pound sack along the sidewalk and up the entry to my apartment building, I staggered past a woman who was out walking her Urban Retriever (more commonly known in other parts of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Runners of the Red Bull</title>
		<link>http://1000timesno.net/?p=732</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 00:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was the first Sunday in May.  In Philadelphia, this means it&#8217;s time for the world&#8217;s biggest 10-mile footrace, the Broad Street Run.
Mother Nature decided to provide an extra twist by throwing in record high temperatures over the weekend after April drew to an unusually chilly close.  By the time the starting gun went off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No 111: No hardware for you!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 04:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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Several months ago, I had the bright idea that I would try running a half-marathon in Minnesota while I was in town visiting my parents.  Fast-forward to this morning: exactly one month since my last long run, I was wandering around with my head poked through a garbage bag, trying to dodge the steady rain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rogue Elmo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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When I was in New York and pedaling up Sixth Avenue, I spotted Elmo as he stood by himself on the sidewalk.  I really wanted to take a photo of my folding bike with him, so I pulled over onto the sidewalk and greeted him.
After a few moments, it became clear that Elmo didn&#8217;t really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On-ice land</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was getting ready to mail a large batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies to Europe when one of my friends pointed out that the suspension of air traffic due to the volcanic ash cloud from Eyjafjallajokull in Iceland meant that my baked goods would sit in an American post office indefinitely.  The cookies are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tikit to Manhattan: A 24-hour multi-modal throwdown</title>
		<link>http://1000timesno.net/?p=728</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 06:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Everything Else</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love can make you do strange things, but it&#8217;s lust that hurtles you headlong into the unspeakable.
Which is how, just three weeks ago, I found myself carrying around an unmarked envelope stuffed with dead presidents, en route to a rendezvous with complete strangers in a pre-arranged location.
I will confess: lust made me do it.  Pure, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My favorite things, with a fox</title>
		<link>http://1000timesno.net/?p=727</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I spent this past weekend in the whirlwind that was the 2010 American Crossword Puzzle Tournament.  Since I was working as an official, most of my time was logged behind closed doors, working with scanners and tapping away on a tiny netbook.
On Saturday evening, however, the brilliant automated scoring tools created by puzzle constructor and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a bird, it&#8217;s a plane&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Everything Else</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;it&#8217;s my superpower.  Again.
This time US Airways issued me a &#8220;Take Flight Certificate,&#8221; rather than a voucher for a free domestic flight in the continental United States.  Apparently, they have done away with awarding free flights because the terms of the vouchers were too confusing for most recipients.
What folks failed to understand was that voucher [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dopers suck</title>
		<link>http://1000timesno.net/?p=725</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When Will Shortz hosts a tournament, I&#8217;m there.  The American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the National Sudoku Championship, you name it.  If he hosted a National Paint Drying Invitational, I&#8217;d be right at his side, volunteering my A-Z off.
Why?
Like, duh.  He&#8217;s Will Shortz.
(For those of you who don&#8217;t understand that last sentence, I am told that [...]]]></description>
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